Welcome Bread Fuckers!

Fuck your own bread today! Get your loaf on! learn how I got sex with French Baguettes! Bread fucking is a time honored tradition among many sects of society. Specifically it got it's notoriety during the "summer of love" When stinky hippies couldn't get balled off anything that didn't have a head full of LSD, this left a majority of urbanites to expand their sexual horizons and turn to food-stuffs. This seemingly tragic shortage is nowadays looked at by "modern" conservatives as a god-send! Now the sexually frustrated have an option to relive their dynamic-tensions, Bread!!! Yes, bread, once you slip into some sourdough it will make you say "OH!" Bread crafted with labor of love of course! Here we will present you with the information you need to

Fuck Your Bread

in accordance with Christian dogma, the way god intended it. No more teen pregnancy, no more STDs, an end to AIDS and ALL human-fucking-civilization!!! Fuck some bread for fuck's sake!! do it now!!!! You know you want some split-top, just dripping with butter! First time? start tiny with some Grissini! Want to make daddy mad? try some dark pumpernickel!